Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Stam Portraying Kate?

Goddamn you Jessica Stam.  

Wait, I'm sorry, it's just Stam now.

Karl Lagerfeld pulled a Prince not too long ago, and christened her just: Stam.  I would have loved it if he went totally wild and named her Stam Electra, but god willing there's still hope he will change it again in a year.

I do hate her, but it's just because she's the most successful model of our generation.  She's our Cindy Crawford.  And she's rich, gorgeous, a total bitch (I got all the inside scoop), and she's like 19 years old.  Barely old enough to get laid (legally).

But anyways, I love the way this shoot was styled, it's over the top and pretty outrageous, and I would wear every one of these looks.  And I would have more sequins on me than an 80-year-old retired costume designer at a casino in Las Vegas.

But it totally reminds me of pictures of Kate Moss hanging around with various musicians, looking fabulous, sparkly, and like she had done 3 bags of heroin and an 8 ball of coke.  

I think i see their foreshadowing....



Same dress as Kate Hudson wore on last month's W.  Stam looks 100 times better in it though.




Look at those damn boots.  I would murder for those boots, but probably end up looking like a transvestite in them.

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